Turns out, grandmothers do curse, and I’m their prime recipient

This happened to an old guy at work one time. He kept getting mad because there weren’t enough bubbles. The fact that it was a whirlpool tub didn’t help the amount.

This happened to an old guy at work one time. He kept getting mad because there weren’t enough bubbles. The fact that it was a whirlpool tub didn’t help the amount.

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I always win. All the other aides are lazy as can be. 

I always win. All the other aides are lazy as can be. 

I’ve gotten human feces all over me, scars on my arms, punched, kicked, but I still usually do everything with a smile. Just because I’m having a bad day doesn’t mean I need to make the patients day worse too by being in a bad mood.

I’ve gotten human feces all over me, scars on my arms, punched, kicked, but I still usually do everything with a smile. Just because I’m having a bad day doesn’t mean I need to make the patients day worse too by being in a bad mood.

WAYS FOR NURSES TO RELIEVE STRESS.

nurse-on-duty:

  • Remember to always take a minute to just breathe.
  • Embrace being a nurse.
  • Go on a vacation.
  • Indulge in your favorite dessert.
  • Say it! Get it off your chest.
  • Take some alone time or spend time with friends or family.
  • Enjoy a warm latte or mocha.
  • Retreat to the nearest day spa.
  • Enjoy each day of your life (no matter what)!
  • Remember why YOU became a NURSE.

shitnursessay:

when your body clock is all wonky.

still going strong since 9 last night.

shitnursessay:

when your body clock is all wonky.

still going strong since 9 last night.

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My family gets furious at this. I can’t help it. Stories from work usually always involve body functions.

My family gets furious at this. I can’t help it. Stories from work usually always involve body functions.

I wake up craving Taco Bell because thats what I get every night at work.

I wake up craving Taco Bell because thats what I get every night at work.

It scares me when I try to wake someone up and they don’t respond immediately, or I can’t see their chest moving because they have blankets on. I haven’t found anyone yet, but I know I will.

It scares me when I try to wake someone up and they don’t respond immediately, or I can’t see their chest moving because they have blankets on. I haven’t found anyone yet, but I know I will.

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When It’s Time To Clock Out At The End Of Shift

rachohhh813:

I’m like

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Once that clock hits 6:30, that means its time for bed.

Combative elderly

areyouhavinganypain:

If you haven’t been bitten, spit on, swatted at or had your hair pulled you aren’t really trying. 

Haha it actually is like this. 

My coworkers drive my absolutely insane. I work so hard while they just take their good old time to get their residents cleaned up and dress. I’m out answering call all their call lights and still trying to do my people. During the busiest part of the night, about 25 call lights went off. I answered 24 of them. AND I still got all my people ready on time. The others just sat at the nurses desk, not doing shit. I’m getting tired of it. And I know that if I don’t answer call lights, I’ll get in trouble. Ridiculous.

How It Feels To Work Primarily w/ The Elderly Population

When my non nursing friends hear what I do

whatwecallnursing:

                                   

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TRYING TO PSYCH UP MY COWORKER TO HELP ME TURN AND CLEAN MY PATIENT