Turns out, grandmothers do curse, and I’m their prime recipient
This happened to an old guy at work one time. He kept getting mad because there weren’t enough bubbles. The fact that it was a whirlpool tub didn’t help the amount.
(via fuckeveryonesopinions)

It scares me when I try to wake someone up and they don’t respond immediately, or I can’t see their chest moving because they have blankets on. I haven’t found anyone yet, but I know I will.
(via nurse-on-duty)
When It’s Time To Clock Out At The End Of Shift
WHEN MY PATIENT IS ON HIS CALL BELL Q5MIN ASKING ME TO FLUFF HIS PILLOW
i’m just like,
I have about a million of these patients. Its 3rd shift!! You’re supposed to be asleep!!




